The book with no pictures

This is a book with no pictures

it might seem like no fun to have someone read you a book with no pictures
it probably seems boring and serious
Except...

Here is how books work:
everything the words say, the person reading the book has to say
 No matter what.

That's the deal.
That's the rule.
So that means...
even if the words say...

Blork

wait-what?
That doesn't even mean anything

BLuuRF.

Wait a second-what?!
this isn't the kind of  book I wanted to read!
And I have to say every word the book says?
Uh-oh?

I am a monkey who taught myself to read.
Hey! I'm not a monkey~

And now I am reading you this book with my monkey mouth in my monkey voice

That's not true...I am not a monkey!
yes, I am a monkey.
Also, i am a Robot monkey. What?

And my head is made of blueberry pizza.
Wait a scond-
Is this whole book a trick? Can I stop reading, please?
No?!!

And now it's time for me to sing you my favorite song!
A song? Do I really have to sing a ...
glug glug glug..my face is a bug
I eat ants for breakfast
right off the ruuuuuuuuuuuug!
what?

This book is ridiculous!
Can I stop reading yet?
No?!?
There are More pages  I have to read the rest??!!

My only friend in the whole wide world is a hippo named
BOO BOO BUTT
Booboo butt?

And also, the kid I'm reading this book to is
The best kid ever
in the history of the entire world
oh, really?

And this kid is the smartest kid too, because this kid chose this book even though it had no pictures\because kids know this is the book that makes grown-ups have to say silly things!

and make silly sounds like..
oh no oh no her it comes...

oh my godness
please don't ever make me read this book again!

it is so silly... In fact it is completely and utterly preposterous

next time,
plese plese please please
please
choose a book with pictures.

Please?
because this is just too ridiculous to read.

The End
Bonk.
I didn't want to say that.