6、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！
b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。
7、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.
10、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了！
11、War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。
12、Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
a. 女人的高潮可能是装出来的，但是男人TMD可以整段感情都是装出来的！
b. 女人假装高潮以获取真实的感情，男人假装感情以获取真实的高潮。
13、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在众人面前装逼。
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
25、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药和通便灵。
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
What’s the fuss? 吵什么？
Does it serve your purpose? 对你有用么？
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